Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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