Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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