yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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