i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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