i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All I want is dick and wine.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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