Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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