im drinking this country out of the recession.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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