Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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