Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize