She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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