You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
