i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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