apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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