he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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