jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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