Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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