Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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