so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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