Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
