Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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