So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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