I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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