no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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