do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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