i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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