what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He kissed a someone with a penis
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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