i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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