Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize