The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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