we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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