Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
time to smoke my breakfast
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize
