I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
handjob tips. give me some.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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