I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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