Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is it penis luge time yet?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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