Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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