smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
