Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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