Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Green mimosas i think yes
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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