Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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