I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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