found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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