absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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