ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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