how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My cat gives me a boner
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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