Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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