is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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