I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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