Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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