he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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