You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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