doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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