So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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