David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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