At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just found a bag of teeth...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Come share oat with me in your robe
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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