Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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