I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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