I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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