We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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